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    ben ikna oldum.

    write a script about recep tayyip erdogan and kemal kilicdaroglu going on a blind date with each other:

    ınt. restaurant - day

    kemal kılıcdaroglu and recep tayyıp erdogan sit across from each other at a small table. they both look nervous and unsure of what to say.

    kemal: (awkwardly) so, uh, how's your day been so far?

    recep: (equally awkward) ıt's been... fine. how about yours?

    kemal: oh, you know, the usual. running the opposition party, trying to keep the government in check.

    recep: (chuckles) yeah, same here. running the government, trying to keep the opposition in check.

    they both awkwardly laugh, then fall into an uncomfortable silence.

    recep: (trying to make conversation) so, uh, what do you like to do in your free time?

    kemal: (hesitantly) well, ı enjoy reading, hiking, spending time with my family...

    recep: (interrupting) yes, yes, but what about your political views?

    kemal: (taken aback) well, ı believe in democracy, human rights, and the rule of law.

    recep: (scoffs) those are all western ideals. we need to focus on our own traditions and values.

    kemal: (defensively) ı believe in our traditions and values too, but that doesn't mean we can't also embrace modern ideas.

    recep: (shaking his head) you have a lot to learn, kemal.

    kemal: (frustrated) and you have a lot to change, recep.

    they both sit in silence, staring at each other with a mix of annoyance and confusion.

    waıter: (approaching the table) can ı get either of you gentlemen anything else?

    kemal: (stands up) actually, ı think ı've had enough.

    recep: (also stands up) same here.

    they both walk out of the restaurant without saying another word to each other.

    fade to black.

  • ege'de boğulan khk'lı hakim-savcı çift

    hahahhahahhaahhahaha. bak izahı olmayan şeyin ancak mizahı olur. babam, 36 yıllık devlet memuru, üst düzey. dünyanın en gomik suçlamalarıyla, davasında hakimi karısı, savcısı kocası olan fetöcü çiftimiz, haksızca, hukuksuzca babamı 7 ay içeride yatırdı (istifa ettirip yerine fettöş kancık koymak için). bu insanlar evet ölmemeli. ölmememli ki, yeterince, hak ettikleri kadar cezalarını çekip, haksızlığın, hukuksuzluğun ne olduğunu görmeliler. eyyorlamam bu kadar.

    edit: yazmayı unuttum, hakime hanım da savcı da şu anda ceza evinde, fettöşlükten :)